Johnny always ate his shirts, but never his food. So one night when we were having something new for dinner, we decided to make Johnny shirt soup.
First we got one of his shirts he bit a whole out of. Next we cut out the words, and then we cut it up and boiled it in hot water. Then we put in a potato and some dried onion. Next we stirred it up. Finally it was ready to eat.
When Johnny got it he hesitated. Then he tried it. He thought it was disgusting. Well to bad he didn't like it, but he learned an important lesson. DON'T EAT YOUR SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and listen to your moms.
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