Heihatchi

I love anime guys! They are like the perfect men, 90% of the time handsome, and almost always complete gentleman. Who doesn't want a guy like that?! Well back in Kansas when I was about ten and Kate nine; Kate fell in love with one anime guy named Heihatchi. Now she is VERY possessive over guys when she likes one (like Robin in the Dark Night Rises). But Heihatchi is the one! He is the one for her, personality, looks, humor, everything. Not even I can deny that. Lately we have been re-watching the series with him in it. And so when Anya our five year old sister pointed to a picture Heihatchi and said, "He's cute! He's mine!" Kate was mad! She kept pulling Anya aside and gave a very frank talk about how Heihatchi was HERS and nobody else's and would ALWAYS be hers! Then she continued to go on about Anya should like someone else like Kyuzou (the one I like!) and persisted Anya should love him instead of Heihatchi.... ouch!
Word eventually got to our parents about this argument, and they wanted in, in a way. Dad could not comprehend the argument and then said that, "He's not even human! We could just make a photocopy for both of you." Kate's reaction was about what an outrage this was, and how Anya could N.O.T like him cause he was H.E.R.S. and so on and so on. Frankly it was quite amusing.
We then looked at pics of heihatchi joking about printing them out and putting them in both of the girls rooms.... I couldn't stop laughing, and Kate and Anya were both sooooooo mad! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! You have not seen pathetically amusingly awesome till you've seen an argument over who's a manga guy really is!

Picture of the soon to be infamous Heihatchi! As Kate says, "He's perfect!"

Picture of all seven samurai in the Manga 'Samurai 7'